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    Sky News : 'British Spy Found Murdered Near MI6 HQ'.


    This is bullshit, according to my sat nav that postcode doesn't even exist.
    Give thanks costs nothing.

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    Lol, upgrade your Nav device to latest map and postcodes, and it still won't probably exist!!!!, got a new housing estate near me, all manage with postal letters but tele atlas and the others just don't seem to see it! Jeesss better off with a map like the 80's!

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    • #3
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      LOL ! @Lurchy



      I don't want a map like the 80's!

      I've fallen in love with my sat-Nav..

      "It's driving me crazy"


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      • #4
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        Driving crazy !!!! LOL

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        • #5
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          My first job as a wedding photographer didn't go very well.
          No matter how many jokes I told, or how many times I said, "Say cheese!", nobody in the church was in the mood for a camera in their face.

          I've learnt two things from this experience.

          1. I need a new sat-nav.
          2. People don't want photos of a funeral.


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          • #6
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            I time-travelled back to 1900 carrying my iPhone 5, expecting them to be thoroughly impressed with our incredible advancements in technology.

            Mobile telephone, sat-nav, Google street view, Wikipedia, Youtube, Facebook, Amazon and iTunes are just a few of the dozens of things I couldn't actually show them because satelites didn't exist back then.

            Oh well, at least that 'talking cat' app made them laugh.
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