After reading and re-reading the faqs and posts here, I've finally been able to update my tomtom One, Second Edition, to the new maps.
The newbie faqs here are full of great information, but for newbies like me, it's mostly information overload at first.
One thing I learned is that the patcher, when it says "ex01" error, it means execution error and that the post that suggests running it as administrator MEANS it. I kept thinking the ex01 was the error number and that it wasn't listed in the program error list. I saw it 4 times before I realized! derp!
But I want to thank all you people that post maps, voices, cracks, and general solutions. Without your efforts, most of us would be sol.